Embarrassing things

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Just remembered something that was more embarrassing then my previous story.
Allready posted this story once:

Was walking home from town and had loads of mushrooms as I thought they where having no effect.
All of a sudden I looked around as I was walking over the Arnhem bridge with my mates and to my shock everything had changed.
I saw horses and carriages and the people where dressed in victorian style clothing.
I looked down and saw my jeans and top, so came to the conclusion I went back in time.
And it felt like everyone was staring at me, in my head I was a spy from the future and they where on to me.
So I took my clothes off and threw them of the bridge.
Next day in newspaper: "Naked girl on bridge" etc.

marc's craic is really embarrassing

Classic wot a girl you just earned mass respect

you are a fucking queen, i need to marry you fast

Why bring your petty arguments onto here

i was building up to that, i do her though. i want to do a stripper (even though saying this would fuck up a chance with any stripper )

I'm not a srtipper, I'm a lapdancer.

''caugh caugh'' BULLSHIT!

ok i rephrase, i would love to fuck a lapdancer that ok?

U neva know

Better, but I don't believe in sex before marriage.

one day u might meet soeone ugly enough to let you plough them, until then itle just be you and your hand

i can wait

wot like you plaughing ur prick mate Oasis up the chocolate starfish

you truely are a fucking goon

i take it you meant ploughing?

yeah yeah bum boy go join a boyband.

wot a cunt

you jealous cos you have no mates, or that your not getting any?

only instrument he can play is the flesh flute