Do any of you girls were jeans with embroidery or diamante on?

Where does splattering yourself with female love juices fit into that equation?

Perhaps you should check for strange itches or a burning sensation when you pee - Apparently it can cause hair loss or a sudden urge to wave your index finger into a webcam..... apparently.

Just trying to help.

Im wondering if a girl in diamante jeans turned down young Alexander for a night of passion after he told her about how mint he was, and asked whether or not she was a 'taster', or preferred him to wash his mouth out with a cold cup of black coffee before getting back to business.

or maybe young alex is a crafty butcher and likes his meat delivered round the back entrance...

Its been proven that people who constantly assert their own hetrosexuality, do in fact have more issues with being sexually confused than those who just get on with it.

Its usually the ones that look like right said fred (before they beefed up) that are generally the ones to be worried about.

Apparently.

Looking at his av he fits that category, all he needs are some roids