Bus Drivers In Town

i hate the fuckers who think they're colin mcrae in rush hour - and feel the need to jump on the accelerator for a 4 foot joruney in traffic, only then to slam on the anchors and everyone standing goes flying.


cunts.

It's all about Oyster

The ones in Manchester are worse, they all sit on their mobile phones smoking a fag and have absolutely no regard for any other vehicles on the road, let twice the amount of people allowed on the bus and always miss the stops when you press the bell :evil:

I doubt that to be fair

Maybe happened once in the 80s?

i get the 10 or 11 into town usually, and theres this fit as fuck bird driving the bus!!

I get taxis or lift! metro on the rare occasion

I only get the bus once a week and that's the number 1 from work to college.. it's REALLY bad for having about 3 turn up at exactly the same time.

Isnt it! Then you have to wait 20 minutes for another one another thing that does my head in is when they switch over next to Heaton Road I think it is :evil:

There used to be signs that said 'please have the correct change' but i dunno if they still have them there. Just rip a corner of a tenner off next time

i remember coming back from lauras in the morning and i got on the bus with a fiver and he wouldnt take it cos he hadnt got change apparently, even tho i was about the 8th person to get on the bus, i told him surely he has change after all the people that were on the bus and all the people that got on just in front of me, he said somet like, "ave got nee fucking change man", so i called him a "fucking daft cunt" and said "your fucked now sonner im reporting you". he let me on the next day same time with a using a fiver and said nowt

its says on buses not to pay with £20 notes but £10 and £5, are fine, they are just being fat sweaty smegma induced warts

Re: Bus Drivers In Town

you are allowed to pay with notes, i had the same problem a while back... phone the bus company and kick off.

when i did it the cunt asked me to ask people on the bus to change my note and i inevitably got a load of blank faces before he told me to get off, i asked for his driver number and reported him. i was told that if you have the money you are allowed on the bus, there we're a couple of ways they could sort it but no bus drivers can stop you getting on with a note, its their fault if they dont have change and not everyone can break a note before getting on a bus.

i hate cunting bus drivers :evil:

I hate bus drivers but they probably hate me more. The worst experience i had on a bus was the day after shindig lol
i stayed over at a mates in town then went for the bus to town in the morning, i was in a total state though so i got on the wrong bus, i was sure it said it stopped at the haymarket but as it happens it just went straight through newcastle. I didn't want to get off somewhere random cos of my state so i just stayed on till it got to its final destination lol i got some right hackers from the driver.
i waited for the bus back, when i got on i went to pay but dropped all my money on the tray that he has for putting the coins in, a coin dropped down one of the wrong slots and jammed it, this meant he had to get off the bus and take it to another bus to get a screw driver to open it, at this point i had a bus of about 15 people staring at me, i felt like dropping dead on the spot

and i've never been turned down for using a note yet

thats sounds like a comedown from hell

it was

What's that got to do with bus drivers? You just sound like a mong.

you've met him then?

haha read my first line, i said i hate bus drivers but they probably hate me more, and yeah i used to be, but atleast i aint french

i seem to remember you being the one in pieces at the boat