bill gates stepping down from microsoft

obviously id live off the interest, but im sahying its piss easy to spend a mil

i would dent a million quid easily ,i'd get the cheque in the saturday and probably be skint the week after

A good mate and I looked into buying an apartment in Dubai at the beginning of last year for £44k. Beach front too. But we didn't want to take such a big risk.

The same bastard apartment is now £160k

if you were stupid yes, but a million could last a million years if ur clever, eejit

another bright spark

So what would you do then. Stick it all in the bank and sit there miserable as fuck?

You've got to enjoy some of it.

yes all of it

and then spend the interest which is around 40000£ a week

We've already covered off the fact you could live off the interest, that's obvious - Bright spark

We're just saying we could get rid of a million quid in no time if we wanted to.

i reckon you wouldnt dare though

what im trying to say is ur fulla shite

also it wouldnt be boring spending 40K a week,

i doubt its 40,000 a week.

that might be fortnightly

i read summat somewhere, its around that

if it was weekly that would earn you 2.08 million in one year, thats like 100+% interest rate/annum. No back gives you 100% intereat rate/annum.

yeah when i sat and thought i knew i was wrong but im sure i read its summat like 20 k a month or summat

also it would be 2.800000 not 2.080000

crazy int it, wish i could win the fucker. ill have to start putting it on in the first place

mint innit like lol

If you put your money into the average current account so it was all instant access you probs get about 0.5% p.a. Therefore you'd only be getting about £416.67 per month interest - which is added yearly, so you'd get £5k interest each year gross.

I'd stick £50k in one of them so I could get fucked with my mates.

£500k on a house in an area where prices were likely to rise, then invest £300k in government backed gilts or Corporate bonds and leave £250k sat in a Building Society Deposit account earning about 3.5% interest p.a. (which I opted to have paid monthly and transferred to my current account via direct debit) paying £729 per month gross.

Happy

ok so if you had £1 million you would settle for an average current account ???

give yer head a shake son

No.

why did u say so then

and why would you put 50 k of your money in my account

and......

500k plus 300k plus 250k plus 50 k is more than a million innit genius