Your stupidest eBay purchase EVER?

Your stupidest eBay purchase EVER?

Inspired by Lulu's Clay Smiley Faced biscuits.......

HERES MINE!!

WTF did you buy that for??? And how much?

it was about £20 and I have no idea why i bid on it.

Is it so you can run round the house with a toy gun, pretending youre shooting Iraqis??

When i was in the army i used to test that mine was in full working order by putting it on and running into a wall head first

Never once got a bad head from it tho

:clap:

Well if it coudnt take a wall then it was gonna do fuck all against a bullet

i bought some really gash network cards on ebay once. They were off computers that used to run windows 3.1 or something

You were in the army? :spangled:

Don't they have a height restriction?

He was part of a special ops unit, trained for tunnel combat

Its all Urban Warfare these days Allie.

You need someone to climb through the small windows.

Just done Basic Training and decided it wasnt for me at that time in life.

Height restriction doesnt it make you feel better that this dwarf could have (had i wanted to) been in army intelligence

Before you fried your brain with illegals

Imagine a crack commando unit of highly trained Dwarfs.

The Insurgents wouldnt stand a chance.

Iv got a image of the Battle of Endor in my head here...

During

Before i fried my brain i could have been an astrounaght

I'd say that a large part of the criteria for that would actually be intelligence though :spangled:

hahah, as ever, very modest

Modesty is my second middle name "fucking class" is my first

Does it not scare you more that i actually qualified and could have chosen that as my job in the army?

Well Fucking Class Modest Dunhill, youre parents were obviously getting as mashed as you when they gave you your name

*dunnill

Nah, they just knew i'd turn out class