Your mates showing you dirty phone vids of their birds

Your mates showing you dirty phone vids of their birds

it shouldnt be done

i now want to fuck one of my best mates birds

you can talk

i seen you showing someone a vid once

Re: Your mates showing you dirty phone vids of their birds

Its all good.. not that I'd ever do it like..

A work mate showed me a cracking one of him blowing on his lasses face.

I can't look her straight in the eye anymore

Its not good at all....beware of scorned ex's!!!

I dunno why you are blushing!

ex's?? it's not just ex's stu handed his phone round to people at work with me with my boobies out

you can imagine the look i got when i went to meet him from work

Yet ur laughing about it..

I'd be intensive care..

your telling me sweet lips

Are you talking to me there?

Your getting me embarrassed....you don't need to be on my behalf!

ANYWAY i am going to try and rinse my mates bird but its HIS fault

is this a good enuff excuse?

No! You absoloute pig!

oink oink my pork sword awaits

ERGH MY GOD! I can't even think of anything to say to that comment!

say nothing just pass the truffles, trotter features

well he only works with 2 blokes who he showed who are his good mates lol

i know he's show his housemate a vid but im not bothered cause he hears us screwing every weekend anyway poor lad!

Re: Re: Your mates showing you dirty phone vids of their birds

She probably can't look straight either!