you must be single .. A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna, a small jar of mayo, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single." "Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?" "No, because You´re so goddamn ugly..."
