You know you were pissed when . . . .

You know you were pissed when . . . .

. . . . . you wake up in the morning and notice you have left the front door wide open all night, with the keys hanging in the lock.

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mmmhmm I do that when im sober

you know you're pissed when you wake up on the stairs at the bottom of your street, with everyone driving past on their way to work...

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I thought you were having a weekend off the piss???

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Did i say that?


Went for 'a couple' straight from work.

Found myself in Destination at midinight, into double figures of pints. Next thing i know is waking up 930 this morning on my bed. Dont remember leaving Destination, walking home or getting in. :spangled:

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Well done for just having a couple then!:clap:

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At least you didnt fall asleep in the toilets while you were out

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Good work!!!!

Havent managed to do that since xmas 2003 when I lost my phone, keys, cards etc etc

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..you wake up next to vinny?

You woke up in someones spare room with a broken phone and no memory at all of how u got there :spangled:

you have pissed the bed,,,c'mon now we've all bin there!!!

haven't we???!!!!???

now that would be bad crack,,,

You get thrown out the Empire for being to drunk after tripping over a step, spend the last of your money on a taxi to Yarm, cant remember why you got out the taxi, get lost looking for a mate house. Realise you have no credit on your fone so cant ring a taxi so start walking in hope of flagging one down. Not a single taxi passes you so you walk the appoximate 12-13 miles home then wake up the next day throwing your guts up all day nursing a possible broken bone in your hand and a very bad hangover

Go on my son, top drawer!

You know you were drunk when you were found by your mates asleep on your doorstep as you didnt have any keys to get in and you awake the next morning to make a call and find out you have lost your phone

Me last weekend:spangled:

you know your smashed when youve been out on the lash come back munted to your new house (or what you think is your new house), try to get the key in the lock for 25 minutes to no avail. so you go round the back hop over the spiked railing fence and try the back door key in the door. another 30 mins or so pass until you give up and start to kick the fuck out of the door. then wake up in your bed sick as a shit fly. nursing the worst hangover in history. to find the lovely lady from the next set of houses further up has kindly dropped your set of keys off for you.

I dunno what the hell happened last night i'm gutted. Was in the pub with £60 on my card then I decided to goto tubulence in town. All I remember from there is eating a pizza, dropping my pizza, running around looking for people, deciding i was walking home cos i couldnt find people, then realising there was taxis all over the place so i got one. Last thing i remember was explaining to the taxi driver why I didnt have any money for him Now I've just found the last of my £60 in my pants. agically turned into a ten quid note and a couple of coins. wtf man