You Can Just Picture There Faces

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  1. paul

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    You Can Just Picture There Faces

    Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
    were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
    phone call.

    The other three were discussing their children while walking to
    the first tee.

    "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
    in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
    owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
    in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
    brand new home as a gift."

    The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
    career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
    "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
    friend two brand new cars as a gift."

    The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
    stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
    last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
    as a gift.

    As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
    him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
    are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

    "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
    out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
    and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

    As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
    bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
    three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
    and a big stock portfolio."
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    moving swiiiiiiftly on.... ;)
    only messing.
    just had 2 explain the joke 2 me sis :rolleyes:
    but i thort it was rather :lol:
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    i thought it was alreet, but have u doesnt surprise is karen doesnt get it agin!! ha, lmao, how different are u two!! :D :D
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