Yo Mama Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund. Yo mama is so fat that they had to baptise her at the sealife centre. Yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!
Yo mama is so fat, when she fell over and broke her leg gravy poured out ... Yo mama was so fat in high school, that her class photo had to be an aerial shot ... Yo mama is so poor that when the kids in the hood seen her kickin a can, they said what you doin moving ...
Yo mama is so dumb that when she went to the cinema it said under 17 not addmitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends Yo mama is like a doorknob everybody's had a turn
