Yak!!!! Escapee A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he is on the run, he finds a house and breaks into it. Looking for money and guns, he only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, gets up and then goes to the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this is an escaped prisoner, look at his cloths!! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and he hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. The guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us! Be strong honey. I love you!" To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He whispered in my ear. He told me he was gay and thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong Honey, I love you too."
