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  1. alexthompson

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  3. paul

    paul Registered User

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    Re: www.alexthompson.com

    and the point is?????

    yet another whos clearly registered to get a free website plug, heres an idea, fk off!!!!
    paul, Feb 14, 2005
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    fran *****Fighting Star *****

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    No Offence but think I'd rather phone the samaritans, or ask Frank, or phone NHS direct or maybe just me mam:p

    But Why the need to pose with no top on:confused: Bizarre.
    fran, Feb 14, 2005
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    Question :- Do you take it up the arse ... ? cos this is as :camp: as fuck ...
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  6. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    Is this a joke site then ???
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    andrew gibson Registered User

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    looks like it mate a mean who's gona take advice from
    him not me don't even take it of me fatha
    andrew gibson, Feb 14, 2005
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    paul Registered User

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    you rebel you :rolleyes:
    paul, Feb 14, 2005
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    Nass sound. Staff

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    Free advice Alex? I'm confused, it says 50p per minute.

    From when I spoke to you on MSN you seemed to have your head screwed on, but that doesn't make sense. What if someone rings you when you're out?

    I'm presuming the emails free. :up:
    Nass, Feb 15, 2005
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  10. alexthompson

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    it is

    the advice is free, but i make no claim about free phone calls.

    alex
    alexthompson, Feb 16, 2005
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    paul Registered User

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    Re: it is

    have you just came here for free advertising for your website??

    this aint the fucking yellow pages fella
    paul, Feb 16, 2005
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    David Lee Dexter's Apprentice

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    :lol: :lol:


    Button + Push :D
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  13. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    I can give free advise email me and most replys will read "SORT YOUR LIFE OUT MATE" great advice i think
    Freddy Flintoff, Feb 16, 2005
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    Alex,
    I am originaly from New Zealand. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun in New Zealand and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to a guy from Liverpool, England.

    My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Mt.Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington remand centre on charges of incest with his three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with a sexually transmitted disease.

    We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the industry, working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser?

    Thanks for your time.

    Lee.
    GeordieLee, Feb 16, 2005
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  15. alexthompson

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    Free advice

    No.

    Tell them he is a geordie.
    It will go down a treat :)

    Take care

    Alex
    alexthompson, Feb 16, 2005
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    Re: Free advice

    Alex,
    I took your FREE advice and now she expects to meet the cast of Byker Grove. What can I do?

    Regards,

    Lee
    GeordieLee, Feb 16, 2005
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    Free advice

    Take her down. THey film in Denton i think.

    Alex :)
    alexthompson, Feb 16, 2005
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    GeordieLee Registered User

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    Alex,
    I can't. I miss Geoff's sideburns too much. Its all very painful for me. One day though, one day.........

    Lee
    GeordieLee, Feb 16, 2005
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  19. DickVanDyk

    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Can i come to Spennymoore and get the free advice or does it have to be over the phone ? :cool:
    DickVanDyk, Feb 16, 2005
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  20. Amyl Nitrate

    Amyl Nitrate Can me mate hav a sniff?

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    what a pile of wank
    Amyl Nitrate, Feb 16, 2005
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    David Lee Dexter's Apprentice

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    The word "PLAYA" springs to mind .. :lol: ;)
    David Lee, Feb 16, 2005
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