Worst Urban Myth???

Worst Urban Myth???

what is the worst urban myth you have ever heard?
the lamest one thats still doing the rounds is that a woman is standing behind a muslim at the tills, hes a penny short and the woman hands over a penny to him. he turns to her and says you are nice, dont go to the metrocentre/trafford centre/meadowhall/whatever in december!!!
others include a woman who on her return to the GUM clinic to get her results is confronted by the police and arrested. at the coppershop, she apparently has a disease that can only be caught from shagging dead people lmao. her boyfriend works in a morgue.
theres always some tale about someone being handcuffed to a bed by a prozzie in amsterdams red light district, then a massive black man steps out of the cupboard and bums him.
people always swear these are true, its always a friend of a friend who it happened to

Re: Worst Urban Myth???

i heard this one like - it was said to be my mates dads mate on a stage show that got bummed when they were all on holiday

aids in a syringe, thats the worst

all that 'welcome to to the aids gang' shite at the tall trees/bigg market/wherever. what a load of old shite:fart:

yeah thats it,

or if you putt them fizzy things on your tongue and drink coke your head explodes

Some client of ours in Middlesbrough went into the branch and said about the Muslim bloke who had dropped his wallet and otld not to go to the metro centre in December, well I could've told her that, who fancies walking around there with millions of xmas shoppers, that's if you can find a car parking space to start with

:laugh:

How about the one about the Black Girl being gang raped by Asians in Brum

youre supposed to be able to do something to a can of coke, to reactivate the cocaine in it. what a bunch of arse!

can u get high on banana skin???

Myth #99: Gettin a blowjob from a girl with a pierced tounge is some sort of big deal,
it aint, and its just fucking skanky as fuck

aye, its nowt to write home about.

i reckon its canny

you get a nice welcome on ere if your from gg board

I've had neee complaints

But if your technique is shit anyways it ain't gonna save the day

i wasn't a fan, but then she is my ex for a reason!

too much teeth and not enough tongue eh?

tsk

you know the way it is princess

My afterparty blow job technique classes are the stuff of legend

"so if you just lick round HERE while stroking THESE, taking care not to get an eyeful..."