Worst injuries??!

Worst injuries??!

like i was explainin in glitters thread bout her cocyxsscos??!
i once was goin down the stairs on a bit of cardboard, slidin on me arse and back and stuff, but when tryin to be clever and standin up on it, the cardboard flew out from underneath is and i landed right on bottom of me spine!! was in agony for weeks!!

also when rollerbladin few years ago on see front was jumpin off the walkways beside the plaza onto the beach below i came down on me back and couldnt breath for what felt like hours!! some wifey sittin in front just turned around and me mate was in fits laughin but i was tryin to tell him i couldnt breath!!! thought i was gonna die!!!

never broken any bones though as yet,

whats ya worst injury??

I snapped my forearm playin football. Arms only have one joint. mine looked like it had two. The crack was really loud. And it really hurt. I had to get plates on both bones. I've had em removed now tho. I have two very healthy scars now and i'd be happy to show em off on friday if anyone wants a look.

Funny thing is i was supposed to be revising for my GCSE's at the time. I had to do all of my exams with a pot on my arm.

Not very nice, i havent done anything too serious. Dislocated my shoulder when it hit a tree at 30mph. Well thats what downhill mountain biking does to u!

Broken ribs aren't funny either, especially playing football when you thought they were healed, taking a shot to the chest and popping them again! Yuck!

All better now tho!

me mate had a similar experienc, was beaten up at north shields ferry terminal by a group of random chavas, (when he was on his own i might add!!) got his nose well and truly broken and teeth smashed out, well was playin footy not too long after and got smacked on the nose by the ball!! not a nice site!!

Ive never broken anything

Broken legs arent that good either.. clubbing on crutches?

I broke my arm getting buked off a horse 5 times, in space of half hour, and i broke it on second fall, grrrrr dont think it liked me.

Probs getting a chair thrown in me eye or crashing my motorbike (either time).

WTF!!!???

Snapped ligaments in both knees playing hockey (not both at once)

Hurts like hell, you can feel it pop inside your knee too. Intense pain, leg fukked for a year. No fun at all

Probably passing out while standing next to an artex wall. Left half of my face on said wall, stuck my tooth through my lip and hit my head hard enough to get amnesia! What joy.

Yeah Cheers for taking that chair for me Duncan, it looked like you eye fell out at first!

BLOOD EVERY WHERE!!!

Don't worry next time someone throws a chair at me i shall be sure to duck and let it hit you.

CHEERS BUD

Yeah Cheers for taking that chair for me Duncan, it looked like your eye fell out at first!

BLOOD EVERY WHERE!!!


My worst was breaking my arm jumping off a fence when I was playing Armies as a kid.

Was that while filming farmyard frolicks 2?

i broke my arm as bairn. We were doing that thing when someone lies on the the floor with there feet and the air, u sit on the feet and the push u up in the air, well i landed right on my and broke it

I know a lad who's nickname is 'Skin'. As a Kid he went down a big slide with shorts on...as he went down, his shorts moved up his body and his 'little man fell' out and got trapped on the slide and ripped his foreskin, now hes known as skin!

Ive broke my arm before, and i fucked my ankle completely about 4 months ago. I dislocated it and broke it in 3 places Im quite proud of the scars off where they had to pin it all back together.

Ask Crasherkid about the screws in my leg and ankle

when i was 11, i was messing around with mains cables in my dad's shed, picked up some bare live cables - promptly went into musscle spasm as the current went thru me for about 20 seconds b4 my mate realised what was happening and ripped the wires from mi hand and blew me backwards 20 feet in a shower of sparks. Had to be resusitated! Still not got much in the way of finger prints left!

The worst injury Ive had is torn ligaments in my ankle off wearing stoopid high heels.

Aint gonna let it happen again, Im sticking to sensible footwear now!!!!!!!

all your things made me sqeam yak, the worst one was BOB's though, i hate artex, its on my celing-AAAH!

and im not a bloke (hopefully) but i couldnt imagin fully the pain of ripping forskin on the slide, OW

erm, mine was prob nose broken.
mines shit innit?

yous lot got chairs thrown in yer eyes ect!

im not into pain lol