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  1. Congay

    Congay Registered User

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    Worst Geordie comeback you have heard

    Just give us the comeback, the best you have had from our pathetic deluded hygienically challenged neighbours

    someone told me this gem last night ;)

    "well.............. you's havent even got a airport yet"


    :lol::lol::lol:

    its not even a sport anymore, poor sods
    Congay, Aug 19, 2009
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    you have a shit tyne bridge
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  4. Congay

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    :lol: keep em coming you lower league pond life
    Congay, Aug 19, 2009
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  5. Gary Proud

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    Were top of the League & Shola is top goal scorer?
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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    what about the fact we get more fans to a game against Sheff Wed than you cunts get for a game against one of the best teams in the world?
    DN HY, Aug 19, 2009
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  7. Gary Proud

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    Man U got beat 1-0 off Burnley?


    (plenty more)
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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    hummel Fucking imbecile

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    Technically we're third and chopra is top scorer :p
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  9. Gary Proud

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    (Please excuse Graham Laverty from everything im about to say in this thread).


    He's a Mackum, but we think he's areet.
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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    Technically the top spot has 7 points, we have 7 points. Dont steal our thunder Hummel.
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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    Q.Whats the difference between a mackem and a catfish?
    A: One's an ugly,scum sucking,bottom feeder and the other ones a fish.
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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  12. Gary Proud

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    Sunderland have only got 3 seasons left in the Premiership: Autumn, Winter and Spring
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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  13. Gary Proud

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    Q: How can you tell the elephant man is a Mackem?
    A: Because he looks like one
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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    Blistering game tonight I see.
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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  15. Gary Proud

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    You Cities shit.

    You have a shit accent.

    You's fuck each other.

    You copied our Bridge.

    Nobody wanted your coal years ago.

    You's fuck each other.

    Your train service is shit.

    Your Football stadiums shit.

    You's fuck each other.

    Your nightlife is shit.

    Your shopping centers shit.

    You's fuck each other.

    Your rivers shit.

    Your roads are shit.

    You's fuck each other.
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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  16. Gary Proud

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    Newcastle famous for:

    Inventing the Steam Train Locomotive
    St. James Park
    Sage
    Baltic Arts Centre
    Tyne Bridge
    Millennium Bridge
    Nightlife
    Jackie Milburn
    Alan Shearer
    Magic Flame Take away


    Sunderland Famous for:

    Newcastle
    Alan Shearer
    Youtube video of the Mackum players dogging a 15 year old
    Bridges shopping Centre
    High number of Dole claimants
    Pike
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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    :laugh: mint
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    Conway helmet Staff

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    You forgot the Pzazz dogging videos...
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  19. Gary Proud

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    :lol:
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    Another:

    Your most opinionated supporter on this forum supports 3 teams he never actually goes to watch & was also spotted off Fiddla with a Real Madrid top on the other day.

    To add to the list: 'Your support is shit'
    Gary Proud, Aug 19, 2009
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