Worst Club You've Ever Been Too?

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When I went one of me more overbearing mates was adamant this was the place to go for a night called 'Federation'.... I argued with him over the fact Gatecrasher was on down the road and that I was almost certain 'Federation' was a queer night that moonlighted in Foundation towards the end of its era... I lost the argument so 16 of us (mixed but mostly lads) go to Mission and low and behold the place was full of fudgers, midgets dressed like Devils :devil: poking you at every opportunity with their trydants, freaky sort of hippy girls trying to take you on a mystical journey and generally lots of gay/random shit going on.... To top it off the music was like Hed Kandi :fuming:

Very bizarre indeed!

Other than that the Red Rooms or, anywhere like Blu Bambu (4 years absence from that hive and counting!)

Also Klute in Durham is awful.

Leam lane social

i was there the other week in a back back back room, up there stairs through a small room with a hatch onto the main bar and then down some stairs into a tiny room ha ha


but i thought ikon for promise v goodgreef wasnt a bad club and had a mint time i like it as a venue, id like to say i hated the boat but when i was there it was promise v goodgreef and was a good night all round and the fact it was shit made it good

mission was ok when i was down there for hardbeat masifest this year like, altho our hotel was next door to the club and i remmeber going outside for a tab and 2 blokes walking past just in y fronts, needless to say when they seen me i seen them twich like

i dont know how anyone can honestly answer this, meaning if the music is right, the cracks there and everyone is sound you can be in the dirtyest crappyest place in the world and still have a mint time, and on the otherhand you can go to cream in ibiza and have a crap time

Aye the boat was most defo one of them like

Was at club in Liverpool cant remember the name of it but the night was either Chikbu (sp) or Circus but the place was rotten floorboards all shot, the place generally scruffy, not a glass collector/person from Asia to be seen anywhere. The layout was fucking awful not sure what it was converted from but who ever renovated it did not pull it off.

Bambu may not be your cuppa but it is a good club. Likewise I would love to see Baja (if it is still there) used for large scale one offs.

them boys do chibuku + circus at the Barfly of the Masque unless its a big show. Masque been re-vamped now, changed a lot.

I'm not going to include all your clubs that don't hold events i'm into like Zanzibar in Stockton.

Warehouse in Boro i's fucking shit. Shite sound. Expensive drinks. Scruffy toilets. No thanks.

The biggest Dive i've been in club wise, with a bit of work would restore it to former greatness. I've not once has a shit night there however it's just a complete shit hole and that's Nation.

Toilets always flooded, leaking roofs. leaking toilets, scousers. It's just a crap club. Stupid thing is it wouldn't stop me going back as i always have a good night there and the sounds very decent.

I played in warehouse for a mate last aug as a Thimbleberry afters for the boro lot in the house room, it was diabolical.

I was in Nation in Jan for Garnier 7hr marathon, only time i've been and was ok, loads of wankers with crates of lager on the dancefloor? dealers in the bogs hassling you aswell, and some cock end blowing smoke in my face when i looked round to see who was smoking in the 'courtyard' bellendzzzz.

Im with the fellow little one above

only club i've ever been to with a fight alarm is it bad that I still quite like it?

Fucking joke that - the only way that statement works is if you have only been to two clubs in your life and you hate clubbing - which I suppose is possible

I put up with a lot of Digital hating but to say what you said shows you're either ridiculously biased against Digital or a simple minded numpty twa*t

Do me a favour

To qualify your statement list all the clubs you have ever been to in your life

Then at least I will get an idea of how you came ti that conclusion

Calm down dear. It's just an opinion.

These recent clubs threads. I have been working off them as buildings not nights.