Worst chatup line that has gained success I think the most unlikely one i've used that has worked was... "Can i touch your tits?"
"if you want some of that get in that taxi then you slag" (while eating a kebab with EXTRA garlic) its my greatest pull
oh and i once stood outside pzazz on a student night saying to EVERY bird that came out "can i stay at yours iv lost my taxi money" eventully oone said yes i rinsed her and she got pregnant she was going to call the baby Elvis until i forced her to get rid
One of Matts pals visits there regularly as he is g/teed a shag, especially when crocs was kicking about, he manages to pull every times hes there
Stare , Smile , Walk over stick your tounge down her throat take her by the hand not saying anything and simply go for your coat into the taxi and then ask her where she lives ! Best done at about 1 am youve drunbk enough to have that dutch courage and you know youve not had to much so the performance will be there ! Never fails !
its all about how fit you are, not what comes out your mouth, you'd have to be a fool to get off with someone for what they say when you've only just met them.
but for a laugh sometimes, i do go have you ever had your tits weighed? when they say no you say do you want me to? they say ok you cup them and say wahey
