A gardener has three daughters. His first daughter, a girl named Rose, walks up to her father one day. "Dad, why is my name Rose?" "Well," he says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." Rose left, quite content with her answer. Later, his second daughter, Daisy, approaches him and says "Dad, why is my name Daisy?" "Well," he says, "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head." Daisy left, quite content with her answer. Later his third daughter walked up to him and said "UHHGGRGRHHRGHHH". "Shut up Fridge!"
Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black. I'm sorry, but that tickled me. Does that make me bad?
