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    woman was very distraught over the fact that ....

    she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
    wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well
    known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.
    Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all your crose."
    The woman did as she was told.
    Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
    Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said
    OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

    As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.
    Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever
    see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

    The woman asked anxiously
    Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"



    Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied,
    "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse
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    I know lol
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    why cant these shit jokes be posted in the linkage?

    surely its annoying more people than just me
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    People need to lighten up a bit..
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    Oh is there a specific forum for jokes





    :sleep:
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    On a plus side tho loosy its still better than the majority of shit threads that are posted anyways.
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    I have to agree plenty people seem to be interacting in my posts BAR the odd few
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    What she said!
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    MEE!!!! Going to get the forum changed to the humour again!
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    infact im moving them ALL to the linkage if they get posted in here :D
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    :doh: How boring can some people be
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    very :D
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    :lol: Ooh well most boards have there bunch of cliquey boring twats
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    Coming from the person who just started a thread saying do you prefer macdonalds, kfc or burger king? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    and and most boards have an annoying twat :lol:
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    But most of all most boards just need to get along.

    Group hug ya bastards.
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    precisely :chill:
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