why > Why, Why, Why ? > Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are > getting weak? > > Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is > not enough? > > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, > but check when you say the paint is wet? > > Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > > Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a > revolver at him? > > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > > Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > > Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are > always white? > > Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > > Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that > something new to eat will have materialized? > > Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum > cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give > the vacuum one more chance? > > Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? > > How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? > > When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping > cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, > it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" > > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off > the table you always manage to knock something else over? > > In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when > we complained about the heat? > > How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
