Why?

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  1. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Why?

    WHY ????
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

    If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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  3. dodgy

    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    Re: Why?

    :lol:

    But I wouldn't believe that someone, the amount of stars that we can see from the Earth is 7 times 10 to the power of 21. :lecture: :D
  4. ussrpatriot

    ussrpatriot Registered User

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    Lol dodgy :p

    I was thinking of being pedantic with some of those, but really can't be arsed.

    Harry

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