why does joe

why does joe

bite so much........


awww didums. me think he needs some lovin. reckon theres not been much lately!

Re: why does joe

why does casy start 9,345,435 messages a day?

you'd of thought with a baby girl and a baby boy (clarki) to look after you wouldnt find time to waste 12 hours a day online

Joe is Mark not putting out for you

no ones putting out and I'm moving house - I'm very stresse

Re: Re: why does joe

awww wheres everyone to look after you......ooops. theres not!



poor baba. heres ya dummy back.

dont you have 15 million business to run and a luxury apartment to gawp at????

GIMP.

Ahhhhhhhh :hug: Would you like some of my man love

Re: Re: Re: why does joe

lol you're calling me a gimp because I'm succesful?

no wonder you;re on welfare

no.

Where are you moving to Joe? What's happened to the quayside pad?

mine didn't have a balcony - moving nextdoor

Not the most stressful move in the world then.....

Re: Re: Re: Re: why does joe

lmao

hardly mr branson.

sorry i was looking at the jar of pickle i had in my cupboard there. the only thing left in the house as im sooo poor!

if your that successful then why are you talking to or bothered about the poor people of the board???

i suggest you go and cuddle up to that credit card of yours tonight. see if it gives you one back

I have 2 weeks to move my stuff across the hallway.... its hard labour I could do without

How the fook is moving next door stressful??!! It cant get any easier than that ya pansy!

shit be careful the moths dont escape from that wallet joe!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: why does joe

I suggest you go cuddle your child... its probably forgotten how they feel

I like mingling with peasants for comedy value... I'm not a snob - my cleaner is a very poor immigrant

pish... what would you know

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: why does joe

oh dont worry i will cuddle up with ellie, in fact so much so that i will imagine you by yourself and shed a tear.....i'll keep it for you in a liitle box and place it on your new balcony in which it may remind you of what human contact and emotion is like. although it may rust your robust exterior you may find it heartfully warming that some one is thinking of you

you forget joe i am your cleaner and i must state im sick of cleaning up all those tissues from your bedroom floor. and why are my kleeneazy catalogs all crusty and stuck together??

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: why does joe

casy you deluded fool you are not my cleaner.

also, I am sick of girls crying over me.... dont.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: why does joe

Poetic :clap:

The most heartfelt put down I have ever read on here.