Why do old people get up so early?

Why do old people get up so early?

They all do but why

cos they know they aint got long left, they dont wanna waste what they do have by sleeping it away

Also, i think they show old episodes of countdown really early on channel 4

cos the ytend to go to bed earlier than younger ppl so they've had their fill of sleeping for 1 nite.........

& also the earlier they get up the less time they have to spend in the pension que!!!

I was on the bus this morning coming home at 9am, and I felt like a minority, there was me and 50 pensioners

they get up early, but catch them at 2pm, say after neighbours, they re fast asleep till countdown

this is so true, my grandma normally has a nap after neighbours!!!

They get up early cos they have no control over there baldders and keep wetting there beds, not even old people enjoy lying in there own piss!

Re: Why do old people get up so early?

lol!! true, very very true!! its all a bit strange reeli aint it!! xxx

As the mornin is the best part of the day

Which we spend in bed, well most of us

yea, the other day i was on a bus comin home... it was WELL early, and the bus was swamped by old grannies clutching onto shitty 'bargains' they had got from the local car bootie... i was bemused by this... the fact i was just going home and they had all been out, done there bargain hunt bit, and now were on the way home again :spangled:

dodgy old people :spangled:

:groovy:

LMFAO..........nice one.

If ur wana "granny watch" go to marks nd spencer. Go there 4 my lunch when workin and its swamped. All walkin at 2 mph and fekin chattin to the people at the cashdesk :evil: