What's your best chatup line?

What's your best chatup line?

I use "haven't I seen you at Gatecrasher?" alot

Re: What's your best chatup line?

credit where it's due though, it never seems to fail

Do you take cash or credit card?

I don't use chat up lines

People use chat up lines on me

how do u like your eggs in the morning?

fertilized or unfertilized.

Yeah, " do you know where the toilets are?" was a goodun that lass used on you that time Claire

*insert witty comment here*

i don't do chat up lines...

...probably why im single, in hindsight

:groovy:

Do u like chinese? Well chow mein

i can honestly say ive never used a chat up line in my life, whether that makes me boring or not i dont know........

im not single though, so i mustve done summat right

I've never used a chat up line cos that would involve speaking to someone I fancy.

I tend to find this impossible.

Why?

'want sum poppers'

or


*walks up to bar... smashes ice cube on bar....*
'now that we've broken the ice.. lets get to know each other'


pure cheeze.

haha u mind if I borrow that one?

lol

that ones class!

seeing as its you si


if it works it'll be a first!!

i have a one like that

*walks up to someone*
*me* '10 ton penguin'
*person* 'u wot?'
*me* well, that broke the ice '

yea, weak i know

or,
*licks finger, rubs finger on other person's clothes*
*me* lets go home and get out of these wet clothes

now for the standard smutty ones

*me*' I've got a fifteen inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears.'

*beckons person over using index finger*
*person*'what?'
*me* 'If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. '

*me* ' I'm easy. Are you? '

and now for the double cheese with mozzerella topping...

*me* ' Can beaUty be spelt without U in it? '

*me* ' You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you. '

one more, i had better stop after this before people start being sick :spangled:

*me* ' I would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together. '

awwwwwwwwwww

there we go, i think ive done enough damage

:groovy:

1) Those clothes look really nice on you, but they d look even better on my bedroom floor

2) Those clothes look really becoming on you, and if i was on you, i d becoming too

3) I ve forgotten my number, can i borrow yours

4) Heres 10p, go and phone your dad and tell him u ll be late home

5) Is your dad a thief? cos he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in you eyes

6) *becons with finger* girl walks over... i knew if i fingered u long enough ud come eeeeuuuuuggggghhhhh

is that a ladder in your tights? or a stairway to heaven!!!

Thats class