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What's the diff between Mr Kipling & the Ipswich serial killer?

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  1. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    What's the diff between Mr Kipling & the Ipswich serial killer?

    Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box
    Stephen, Dec 15, 2006
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    I've been asked to go down to Ipswich to play rugby this weekend.

    Apparently they're short of hookers.
    GeordieLee, Dec 15, 2006
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  4. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    b-booom!
    Stephen, Dec 15, 2006
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    Theres a dyslexic santa putting prozzies under trees down in Ipswich :rolleyes:
    Craig_M, Dec 15, 2006
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    They're all doing the rounds at minute.....

    Ipswich game off at weekend, dyslexic murderer has killed all the substitutes.. :rolleyes:
    Swana, Dec 15, 2006
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Why all the :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I think they're quite funny.
    Oasis, Dec 15, 2006
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    Cos it dont matter what event/incident the joke is referring to there is always a dyslexic one! :lol:
    Swana, Dec 15, 2006
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    :lol:
    Oasis, Dec 15, 2006
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    It's not big or clever to make fun of what is a very serious and very sick matter
    Lulu, Dec 15, 2006
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  11. Jess C

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    I thought being dyslexic meant you had trouble reading and writing? Why would that make someone put an item in a wrong place :)?
    Jess C, Dec 15, 2006
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    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    :lol: :lol: have a word Jess
    Phil Mitchell, Dec 15, 2006
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    :lol: What! Am I not right?:oops:
    Jess C, Dec 15, 2006
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    :lol: :lol:

    Prozzies....Prezzies ;)

    edit - i hate having to explain a joke
    Ness, Dec 15, 2006
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    Job Vacany. Prostitutes required in the Ipswich area, good rates of pay but the shifts are murder.
    ianmc, Dec 15, 2006
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    :lol::lol: :dunce:
    trance_fan, Dec 15, 2006
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    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    Bernard Mathews has put up a £25.000 reward for the capture and arrest of the east anglian prostitute killer. He said in a interview "I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my fucking patch"
    Dan Hawkins, Dec 15, 2006
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    bah its freezing up here today like colder elswhere thogu suppsosed to be minus 5 in ipswitch ! :rolleyes:




    thats the worst one so far like
    wallyjumblat, Dec 15, 2006
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  19. Jess C

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    OH MY GOD I AM SO ASHAMED. :oops: :oops: :oops:

    SOMEONE SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE WITH A TROUT PLEASE
    Jess C, Dec 15, 2006
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    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    Ipswich County Council have asked the National Coal Board to help them investigate a sudden appearance of a slag heap in the borough!
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    :lol: :lol: omg jess
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