What's 100%?

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  1. TheSpence

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    What's 100%?

    Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
    achieving 103%? Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.
    What makes life 100% ??

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then:
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
    But.............
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
    and.............
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close;
    attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

    And look how far
    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =118%
    will take you.....................
    Think about it.

    Have a nice day
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  3. Rob

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    I have noticed that....


    WASTING YOUR WORK DAY POSTING ON CLUB FORUMS

    = 23 1 19 20 9 14 7 25 15 21 18 23 15 18 11 4 1 25 16 15 19 20 9 14 7 15 14 3 12 21 2 6 15 18 21 13 19


    which if my maths is correct gives us 479%


    You should go far at your current job then spence. ;) :D
  4. TheSpence

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    :lol:

    Your right
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    I Like!
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    still a good post imo
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    Which, spence's? I agree.
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    yeah spences:)
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    I love your intelligence Spence :clap:
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    I love your intelligence Spence ;)

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