What Would You Do If...

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  1. Carson

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    What Would You Do If...

    You only had 24 hours to live? Anything you'd wanna try/accomplish before your time was up? Random question but so!
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    count to 86400
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    take a shit in jimi's oven
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    Rape a couple of people.
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    Kick Instinct in the teeth
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    just randoms or close friends?
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    Animals / freinds / family / randoms

    In that order
  10. Conway

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    I think learning to spell and how to live without chewing on your seatbelt is probably a more productive use of your time.
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  12. Carson

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    :lol: :lol: I would inject smack into my eyeballs :groovy:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    I'd probably cry.
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    Alun bouncy bouncy

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    repent all sins, eat KFC, smoke constantly, try find a cure for whatever it was i was dying from, put all my savings on black on roulette. nowt exciting.:) :p
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  16. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    Split a wooden matchstick

    Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.

    Glue the aircraft together

    Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.

    Catch some flies

    Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good. So if you're a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos.

    Put rubber cement on the wing

    Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine.

    Connect the fly

    Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue. Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction.

    Breathe the flies back to life

    Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.

    Launch the aircraft

    Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you'll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they'll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth, and, when overflying a barnyard or kennel, turn into a wicked-awesome dive bomber.
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    carson why you onle give us 24 hours ??

    at least with 48 we could choose between the cat ,dog or budgie(not that my cock would fit up a dog, maybe the budgie then were talking)

    for friends id fuck :confused: maybe my mate craig
    or dan(urban merlin)there both ginger i've never fucked a ginger before

    family mmmm my uncle maybe na id have to settle for me nana as long as she took oot her false teeth ohhh soft gums round me plums

    randoms well any one really (hence the word randoms)
    although saying that theres a nice lass works in tesco jarra (id still want me clubcard points though is a thousand pushing it):think: :up: (thinking why? course your worth a thousand clubcard points andrew (you keep telling yourself that son :upyours: )
  18. Carson

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    You want a 48 hour mammoth gonzo sex session with your cat, dog & budgie? Saucy devil :lol:
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    forks still not dead

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    you could sit and stare at a blank wall as this would make the time go slower.....

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