what would you call your kid for a laugh

what would you call your kid for a laugh

Being a Booth i can really hurt my child during its time at school.

originally i thought simple,

Fowen Booth

or DJ Booth

but it'll have to marry and oriental and call them

Wan Kin Booth

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warrick hunt is the best ive heard, conway was on about a thai lass called peni chew the other day.... tortured in the playground

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Nothing is funny about my suranme, but not to worry unless i have an illegitiamet child i'll get someone elses name to have fun with.

you could just call a child "tit" and then it wouldn't matter if it went with your surname anyway.

(would be quite psychologically damaging to it though)

Dog the bounty hunter or mick&dan.com

your second names canny harsh anyway soapie you don't need to

there was a girl called Ossy in our year, she joined in 6th form and was fine until the boys found out it was short for Osima (or how ever you spell it, like Bin laden!!)

oi its not harsh its Exotic!

i could call my kid "myshitis"

how about for a girl

Mi cocketh brown

or"stickit-upthe"

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You should call your daughter Betty.

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everyone calls me betty boothroid

as below

I would call mine anal, because my surname is Rimmer!

thats hilarious!! poor thing just being called Anal is pretty harsh

Is that a (crap) windup?

If me and smog ever had kids it would have to be ronald

as in Ronald McDonlad

Obvious but yet highly amusing.

Had a friend whos surname was Holmes and told the granny they were gonna call it Barratt

No, its my surname. It's quite a popular surname.