What to ask and American?? At this current moment im in the old USA visiting family over here... Had a party the other night with my cousins and a group of their Yanky mates...... Serious banter issues hindered me from having a good night. My question is..... What do I ask an American? please save me from a banter-less holiday!
Re: What to ask and American?? Have you seriously just come on a message board to help you think of things to say at parties?
Staying with the non- christian folk Im affraid! I'll elaborate... The guys are you "Saved by the Bell" jocks and the girls "Hang Time" ex-cheer leaders who have all decided to get married @ the average age of 22. The one thing that has really gotton on my tits is when I am introduced as English every reply is..... "I have a friend in london called *John Smith, David Jones or Si Quick* (name may vary) do you know him?" To which I reply :spangled:
Re: Re: What to ask and American?? No. Rarely get the chance to get on the net back in the UK but always checking out the board to see whats goin on music-wise as often as I can.
haha ask the thick cunts if they can point out venezuela or belgium on a map, or who our prime minister is
That's too easy. Venezuela is in italy and Belgium is where they make them chocolates, i think it's in the Cadburys factory. The Prime minister is Queen Elizabeth the 3rd.
That is pretty much the jist of it. Should have seen the TV here yesterday pretty much every channel showed 9/11 in real time to when it happened. Not what I would consider a show to watch whilst having my bran flakes.
i couldn't believe how crap american tv was. the news is so dumb. and there is never any foreign news at all apart from iraq now I suppose. And if you want to spend time talking to jocks and cheerleaders then ask them questions about their lives. it might even be interesting you never know
"Where is the Keggs, lets have a toga party. Yes I love cheerleaders and of course I will respect you in the morning" Unless you look like skreech whereas you should stay by the kegg and may well get a wedgie
Ask them who the fuck Bill gates thinks he is, and where the hell he got 'U.S' English from? :spangled:
And who won WW2!! that question always goes down well with the yanks. (I do believe the answer is Tom Hanks)
