What makes you go hmmm?

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  1. Damocles

    Damocles Registered User

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    What makes you go hmmm?

    Here's a few to get ya started

    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick the pan?

    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?


    Why is it that when you buy a TV set, you only get one?

    What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
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    and why does a duck's quack never echo?
    and did you know a pig has never seen the sky?
    cow's can go up stairs but not down!

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  4. dj tino

    dj tino

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    u cant lick your own elbows?!
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    and most ppl who read that usually try to lick their elbows!:lol:
  6. Jimmy

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    I did :dunce: :monkey:
  7. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    In my clubbing years im sure ive tried to lick me eyebrow and me ears a few times ???

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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