What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

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  1. TheSpence

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    What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?

    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
    crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a
    Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
    Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the
    spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on
    Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using Brazilian
    medicines.

    This is sent to you by an Brit, using Bill Gates's technology, and
    you're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

    That, my friends, is Globalization.
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    Yet again, the Aussies are too withdrawn and up themselves to be part of a piece of history.
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    Re: What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

    very clever indeed
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