What is the most insane thing you ever did?

What is the most insane thing you ever did?

I have just been reminded by something i did once that was rediculously mad and i wondeed if anybody else had done something equally stupid?

Last year when i was going out loads i got ill one weekend and had to miss Carl Cox at the Empire. I was in bed for days and my mum brought me some fruit up for me and it got me thinking. Cos she had just so happened to bring up 2 of my 3 favorite pieces of fruit Grapes and Mango i decided to wright it down and atarted wrighting a book of my fave things. I wrote down my 3 favorite things for all sorts and was going to do 101 and try to get it published. Title 101, 3 Favorite Things. I did it for quite a while and got to 76 or summit. I either then realised what i was doing or got borred. But at one piont i really thought i was going to finnish and keep it.

I am better now though and realise it was a silly thing to do, i don't know if i still have it cos i used to hide it from my parents in case it made them think i was doing things i shouldn't.

Re: What is the most insane thing you ever did?

it perished in 17 shortridge terrace

got covered in that putty shit the builders had left lying round.

p.s. i'm goin into town later now, i couldn't be arsed to walk that far yet!

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AS IF IM SEEING SOMEONE WHO'S THIS INSANE!!!

practically everyfink i do is stupid, i wouldnt necessarily say insane but certainly stupid!! or mebbes its just fings i say that are stupid....??!!!
anyways cant reeli think of much but seen as im bored waiting 4 me next lecture to start i want some threads to reply to!!
one silly thing i once did when i was little is afta i had an argument wiv our mam n dad n ma brother i got that stop n grow stuff that ya paint on ur nails to stop biting em adn painted it on their toothbrushes haha and my mam absolutley kicked rite off wiv me cos the whole family had brushed thier teeth with em n nearly bin sick n i had ma pocket money stoppped for three weeks until i'd saved up enough to buy the family new toothbrushes!!
and once i got arrested 4 havin a wet toilet paper fight wiv ma mates n all the lads in a public toilet n they locked me in a cell by maself so just as a laff i started doin rolly polies on the bed n carved "i am innocent" into the wall with the zip bit of ma trackie top!! i only did it messin on but when i told everyone afta i got absolutley torured 4 it!! god those stories r a bit crap like arent they!! im sure i've got betta ones than that like......but just cant seem to think ov em..... xxxx

rachel they're class!! the toothbrush thing is genius not stupid!! Mwaa xx

haha!!! cheers hun!! i've got loads more funny stories too but i just cant seem to think of any!!! how r u hunny hope that ur okay i know im gonna get grief 4 not usuing pm's but is ya comin up 2nite...??!! hope ur okay hun mwah!!! :groovy: xxxxxxxxxx

totally off subject but are you comin out tonight?
If so will ya bring ma Picotto CD please?

Fankoo

Never reaslised you had the revenge gene in you.. Nail-biter paste on the toothbrushes is one I don't think id ever come up with..
YOU EVIL BUGGER!
Class!!

aawww yeah i mite come across as bin all nice on the msg board n i am providing everyones nice with me but if someone is nasty or crosses me...revenge is sweet mwuhahahahahahah!!! :evil: :evil: be warned my message board friends hehehehe!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
only joking by the way im not reeli evil just if someone reeli pisses me off or upsets me i like to think ov little plans of revenge i neva reeli end up doin em though the toothbrush thing was an isolated incident!!! xxxx

Nah not goin out tonite, got no muny wer gona stay in and watch lord of the rings wer gona come down tomorrow tho!! hope u have a good night tonite hun!!

hiya jeff...ill bring the cd on sat, i promise!

fank u!!!think me, hailz n alice r just goin 2 dj comp, vuzz then home cant reeli afford promise n not a big fan or mr picotto although thinking bout it i kinda wish i was goin now, his music scares me sumtimes but i think hes' got a class presence behind the decks n scotty bond is class n i aint seen him in ages!! aaww well neva mind!! will see ya 2morro hun!! xxxx

dont know where to start really........

err, i made a book entitled "things in the world and words" and just sat in front of the tele and wrote down random objects and words,

err, i threw leaves on a car going over the top of a blind hill,

err, i used UV hair mascara to "doll" myself up to go to icon under 17's night, walked past the stairs and my whole face lit up and i had to run,

err, i went up to my parents room and cut small triangles out of every sleeve in there wardrobe

err, threw a barbie doll in the fire in a tantrum,laughing when it burned green

err, had a house party the day b4 the rents got back on holiday, and 'forgot' to sweep the back yard (full of tab ends and bottles with bits of foil on)

err, rang up a teacher using her mobile number and left a really harsh message on her voicemail, subsequently played back to me, my headmistress and my mam,

err, tried to pierce my mates ears using a nail and some TCP,

err, downed a bottle of vodka with my mates, thinking we would look cool in front of these lads and waking up in a 10p toilet smoking cigars,

err, read my mates diary and told her mates what it said about them,

err, started drinking peach schnapps on the beach on holiday, finished the night off downing pints, going trampolining and being sick on myself in bed,

err, got on the metro when i was little and asked some random old lady for a kiss on the lips, i aparrantly sat back, smug, and said "now ive got your lipstick on"

err, waiting at a metro station for a metro with my mam, there was a woman eating an apple, i was staring at her, my mam kept sayin "well be home for your tea soon" i then turned round and said "eeeeh mam, shes got this hacky black mark on her face!" and this poor woman had a birthmark on her face

err, again on the metro, i had just learned to talk, when i finished my dinner i used to say " dinner- all gone". this bald man got on the metro and i said "hair - all gone" oof the shame!!

and i licked a slug, to see what it tasted like.

Erhh...:spangled:
I'm impressed!

uuuurrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh

however they're not bad with a bit of salt on them

oh my god where do i start?!?!?!?!

we could be here forever, if any1 wants to know some well daft things ive done, ask me when i c u, ive done soooo many i would be typing all day!!

either that or skim through some of my posts, im sure u'll find some rather daft stuff!

remember when you hung up the dirty washing thinking it was clean??

i do hunny, as i said, we could be here for hours talking bout stupid things ive done

Signed my signature in the box on the 5th Oct 98 to starty work where i am now......

Why ohh fuckin why did i do that

Rach thats class "I am innocent"

hehehe where do u work at ?