What incentives do you get when you become a sir/dame/MBE/OBE type person?

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    What incentives do you get when you become a sir/dame/MBE/OBE type person?

    Or is meeting the queen it, what an incentive that is alone
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    its ok to breed with close relatives and have kids, unlike us commoners. if they come out with no chins or hair in strange places you have to keep em in a room where nobody can find them and say they died at birth.

    you get an extra name in the middle

    you can drink pimms and your mates wont laugh at you

    you call your dad daddy even when you're grown up

    you think horses understand you better than people do

    you get shot/hung/head cut off 1st during revolutions

    you get to be a celebrity even though you have no talent at all (or tits)

    thats bout it :D
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    and a free beef and tomato pot noodle

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