What can I do??

What can I do??

I think I've finally reached that age where I'm no longer excited by Christmas. It's almost here and I want some more festive spirit cos I just aint got enough.

Any ideas what I can do to find mine? Or does anybody know where its hiding??

go feed the homeless.

Christmas is a time of giving so that should do the trick.

I don't think there's many homeless people near where I live hun. I could go and feed Rufus though!

If you speak to her tonight can you ask her to ring me.

You could go sing some carols for old people.

I won't speak to her cos she's at work. Not seeing her til tomorrow night, sorry hun. Why dontcha just text her.

Fink I might go and sing carols to me cats! That might do the trick. Then again my cats might just leave home!

Well i lost me phone so i cant use that and i cant be arsed to click onto a different website.

Cant help ya hun sorry. Ive got no credit on me phone either so cant text her for ya.

Just text her you lazy twat!!

Right i will but if i injure my finger clicking i'm blaming you.

Go shout bah humbug at random people in a Scrooge stylee.

Blame Ruth cos its her youre texting, not me!!

I'm not venturing outside on my own at this time. You forgotten where I live or summat?

Safest place on earth!

You been drinking or something hun? Or are you suffering from memory loss?

What r u on about?

Yeah Amy I see your point, but I have 2 little nephews so im a bit excited for them, cos they hav loads of lush pressies!



Ahh the good ol days!

I'm the baby of my family! Thats why theres no excitement!

Can't wait til me bro and sis start having kids so I can get me xmas excitement back again!

Yep!, exactly the same, im the baby too!, so i just end up buying loads of stuff for my nephews, it's totally worth it though



grrrr wish santa still came to mine though!

Put a mince pie, some sherry and a carrot out before u go to bed and maybe he will!!

Its just not the same without kids to enjoy it!!

Yeah?... well, I'm all out of carrots, so I hope rudolph doesnt take it personally? I'll give that a crack tonight I think!




Hopefully I'll have a new mixer in the morning!

See, Santa maybe is coming to visit you then. And if you're getting a mixer you must have been a good boy this year!