Stolen from the Barmy Army, but still class! Australian National Anthem We are a convict colony We carry balls and chains Our blokes are mainly beach bums who Are really far too vein We like to go a-shooting Or shag a kangaroo Our culture amounts to no more Than Rolf and his Didgeridoo. Our culture amounts to no more Than Rolf and his Didgeridoo. You may have seen our cricket team They are an ugly mob We've got the McGrath the bank robber And Waugh with his loud gob Is that kid really Gilchrists' son? Or Slaters? It's hard to tell Shane Warne has launched his own wine range With names he cannot spell. Shane Warne has launched his own wine range With names he cannot spell. We like to go Pommie bashing Well, what else can we do? For they have got some history And first hand culture too We think that if we win the Tests We'll be a stronger place But still the cash of this nation Displays the Pom Queens face But still the cash of this nation Displays the Pom Queens face.
