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  1. paul

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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days -- you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you pass gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months -- enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (Oh My God!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (Creepy...I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)
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    interesting... - the praying mantis gets quite a rough deal tho :p

    *thinks of a way to clone a lion-pig hybrid, with the brain of a human, and come back as one of those in the next life* :p ;) :D

    :cool: anyone up for 50 (pleasurable, cos i'll still have the human brain) shags with 30 minute orgasms all in one day? ;) :cool:

    :angel:

    :D :groovy: :D
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    most interesting paul!!!!!!

    canny impressive - i wanna b a pig!!! & def not a preying mantis!!!

    :D :D

    i wonder who found out that polar bears r left handed?

    :)
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    Well, it wouldnt be so bad bein a female prayin mantis... so u would be alrite m'lady, just whoever u chose to sleep with would have there head bitten off by you, quite literally :eek:

    *is pleased human females do not perform this bizarre mating ritual ;) :p :D *

    :D :groovy: :D
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    i wud b a female balck widow cos they eat the bloke they've just mated with!!!

    altho i do like that idea of biting sum1's head off literally!!! :D

    i mite start doing the strange rituals form the animal world!!!

    :angel: :D :angel:
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    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    *makes mental note, if rufus appears horny and hungry :evil: , run* ;) :p :lol:

    only jokin, i would wear a helmet init :lol: :angel:

    *full of good ideas* :cool: :p ;)

    :D :groovy: :D :chill:
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    as always m'sir, u is full of gud ideas!! :love: :D :love:

    like the helmet idea but i'd jut have to find another ritual to do!!!


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