Waste ur time here >> Chubby Jedi Video << If you're a bit on the plump side and are going to video tape your Star Wars fighting skills on a school camera, remember to remove the cassette when you're done. Otherwise people will stick it on the internet and the whole world will laugh at your folly. http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/04/29/star_war.shtml >> The ABC of Lady Norks << Ok. This has got breasts in it. It's kinda sweet tho. Although we're not sure that Kelly Brook really has got a cup size of S. http://www.geocities.co.jp/Milano-Cat/7098/abc.html >> Nap Strap << We've all been there. You're on a long journey, you nod off, you wake up with drool on your shoulder and a crick in your neck. The solution? Tie your head to the seat. It's a good idea but using it would make you look like a gimp. http://snurl.com/19pn >> Japanese Scat Dolls - Shit For You << Oh god. Now we've seen it all. Sex dolls that poop. Can the last person out please turn off the internet? (Warning: Pop ups.) http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collecti.htm : BIRMINGHAM It's not shit "I was pissed off with Birmingham coming third in the City of Culture vote", writes Jon Bounds, "So I'm starting a campaign - Birmingham: You might think it's shit, but I like it." We approve. To help the campaign out we've made a Flash video celebrating the joy that is Birmingham. Go on - send it to a brum chum. http://b3ta.com/birmingham/ >> Online Graffiti Wall << This is really cool. Draw a little doodle and see it get added to an online gallery. We've seen vaguely similar things before, but Futoria has put this together extremely well. There's some lovely pictures in the gallery already. What can you do? (We did a pig.) http://futoria.com/flawing >> Interactive Musical Cockroaches << "A load of singing cockroaches have taken over my sink", writes Jennifer Tantleff, "so I thought I would put them to use on something. This is my first flash anim. Hope you like it." Yes. We do. Now do the washing up. Student. Http://pages.emerson.edu/Students/J...leff/index.html >> Spectrum Top-Trumps << "Fancy a game of Top Trumps?", writes Nick Humphries, "How about with Spectrum games?" Yep. We do. This might not be for everyone, but hey - we like seeing old computer game screen shots. http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/cgi-bin/toptrumps.pl