was speaking to this canadian lad on xbox live last night man

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  1. tizza2k

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    was speaking to this canadian lad on xbox live last night man

    anyway, he said he takes k once a year...


    reason for it being..


    he double drops a blue dolphin or what ever..

    waits about 30mins


    then smokes one joint to himself

    afterwards he sniffs half a vial of k ( half a gram ) then he knows he has about 37 seconds to get himself comfy before he starts slipping off..


    so he puts on some nice medium like music or sumit..

    then he slips into his hole


    he then leaves his body and has visions of the next 365 days of his life... basically hes sees the future..

    afterwards he falls back into his k hole and his body nd is then back in the room.

    he does it once a year...

    the future isnt always right cos he said it depends on the decisions he makes but usually its close.

    offit.

    he said the other friday it was mental


    he knew he was going to pull some chicks..

    anyway he pulled 5 in one night no shit he said

    he fucked it up with all 5 of them during the week

    he laughed it off lol
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    nowt am just passing on what i heard last night :spangled:
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    According to Wikipedia, tizza2k means a complete fucking sponge
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    :lol:
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    and you believe some lad from canada, who you have never met before, you have been talking to on the xbox??? :lol:
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    I normally scower the GG board just to crease at Tizza's threads, his crack is funny as fuck in my opinion :lol:
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    you can talk to people on xbox live yer know man..


    offit i know.

    headset is it.


    like a phone but it wraps round yer head.


    gotta see it to believe it


    i know
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    nd paul is a common english male.
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    I do believe u missed the point :lol:
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    nah i knew wa ye meant i was being sarcastic :)
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    Lots of people on the internet seem to pull 5 birds in one night..

    Until now I didn't know what I was doing wrong..

    I wish someone had told me that all i had to do was see into the future!
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    smash a g line of "shut the fuck up ye stud muffin" into ye see wa apens matey!
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    I'll probably be brain raped for a while and not remember any of it :)
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    i might give it a go just for the crack :lol:
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    Seriously, is that supposed to be insulting or something?

    Big no score, why not go back and listen to some 10 year old kid laugh his tits of at you whilst he makes up a story in front of his mates and you believe it
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    ZeGermens I Am A Fucking Hero

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    sounds fun :D
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    nor i was merely stating was tha wiklopedia site stated..

    guess you dont have a open mind when it comes to subjects like this..


    didnt say i believed it was just saying what someone told me..

    upto you wa you want to take from it.

    nice.
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    sounds like Francouis El Rossy iv spoken to him a few times as well he's related to our Rossy but his desendants moved to British Columbia in the 1800's and discovered LSD
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    class :lol:

    what on earth is this thread on about?!
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    If only we'd seen it coming :fart:

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