Wanted Required - Personal Secretary Company - Mack Industries of Killingworth Salary - Negotiable + use of Company Car. Description - We require a confident young female (18-30) to work in our busy bedroom arranging personal effects and servicing the requirments of the Managing Director, John Mack. Daily duties will involve room tidying, financial management and blowing off of the Managing Director. A willingness to swallow and for facial smearing is absolutely essential, although training will be given. Other duties may involve, on occasion, lugging record bags around and sourcing drinks for the resident DJ when visiting external places of recreation. The use of the company car will be provided to help with this, with the obligatory (full volume) techno beating from the subwoofer (a willingness to experience new eardrum based sensations is a definite advantage). Furthermore, the successful candidate will be required, on occasion, to put on an Australian accent, wear skimpy pink clothing, and repeat the words 'Take me, im yours' in this accent. Flexibility is a must. This is a highly important job, for which the salary is negotiable depending on experience and willingness to learn new techniques. Must be competent in the use of massage oils and be capable of working long hours, locked in a room blowing the Managing Director. Benefits - 12hours off every 1 day in 2, Unlimited access to wealth of music and music equipment. Qualifications - None necessary (the fewer the better), but experience is a must. Apply - Please PM a full length (naked) photo along with a CV to the above address
for any additional information please mail me mailto:doggystyle@hollyvalance.net only genuine applicants considered
I would have done it but there's a just a few things that angel's like me DONT do! Plus im not sending you a naked picture of myself!
Ur a perverted man Mack ! I think a trip to where i went and a "brass band" in ya pocket may do ya the world of good !
Ur signature is me when me mam decided to talk to me and the lads for rather a little while ! "Im just pissed honest!"
