Wanted - Deadly Hedley public saftey announcement.... ****WARNING**** Have you seen this man? He was last reported to have been spotted eating quavers behind the bass bins at Newcastle Arts Centre. Police hope to aprehend the fugitive whom they have nicknamed "Deadly Hedley", by leaving a trail of cheese flavoured corn snacks between the Arts Centre and Market Street police station. In the mean time, while he is on the loose the public should be aware that he is regarded by police and zoo officials as "a bit dangerous" and may bite. Scientists speculate that his powers may be weakend by the sound of crunching wotsits or relentless 4/4 kick drums. For more information on how to stay safe during the crisis visit: http://www.causeandeffect.org.uk
Bizarre... I think I saw this particular youth dancing in the road for the amusement of vagrants last week behind the Magistrates Court... Is that his best mates spunk running down his chin???
Yeah I think I saw this guy at the last Cause and Effect.....He seemed to be stuck to the top of speaker
