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  1. heather

    heather Balder than Pike!

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    WANTED: boyfriend

    WANTED: boyfriend

    for strangely psychotic girl,

    descprition:
    21, large breasts, short brown hair, smoker (wants to give up) drinker (wants to cut down) very horny, reads terry prachett, listens to greenday and the beatles.

    emotional baggage is an optional extra.

    Any takers?
    heather, Feb 9, 2005
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  3. batfink

    batfink Registered User

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    do you take it in the ass? i think that'd be a USP.
    batfink, Feb 9, 2005
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  4. heather

    heather Balder than Pike!

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    depends how large you are
    heather, Feb 9, 2005
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  5. batfink

    batfink Registered User

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    its not for me, it's for "a friend".

    :lol:
    batfink, Feb 9, 2005
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  6. ianmc

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    Re: WANTED: boyfriend

    do i have to buy you?:D
    ianmc, Feb 10, 2005
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    Re: Re: WANTED: boyfriend

    Yes, via e-bay. :D
    GeordieLee, Feb 10, 2005
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  8. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    How large are these breasts?
    LeeTheMackem, Feb 10, 2005
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    sirskunkalot

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    I'd be up for it - 27, house DJ, 'social smoker' (whatever that is), Fenham, 6'4" - am playing Clear Bar tonight - pop in and flash those puppies;)
    sirskunkalot, Feb 10, 2005
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    Keley hmmmmm, strange!

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    my thoughts exactly!!!
    Keley, Feb 10, 2005
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  12. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    Pics or stfu
    Freddy Flintoff, Feb 10, 2005
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    Earl Grey time for tea

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    David Lee Dexter's Apprentice

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    She's trying to have a laugh, ffs!
    GeordieLee, Feb 10, 2005
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    Ruth, Feb 11, 2005
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