Voting! Tony Blair, Michael Howard and Charles Kennedy were on a plane. Blair says I will show you how to make the people happy and throws a hundred £5 notes out the plane. Howard says I will show you how to make the people really happy and throws ahundred £10 notes out the plane. Then Kennedy says I will show you how to make the people really reallyhappy, and throws himself out the plane. What is the difference between a Wonderbra and the Liberal Democrats? A Wonderbra has decent support. What do you call two Lib Dems in an empty room? A conference.
damn right - tony blair lies, dont agree with any of the conservatives values, so rather than potentially completely waste my vote i thought i might vote for the next biggest party, which have said they will lower council tax, scrap student fees and most importantly (IMO) not lie!
