VISTA source code revealed... VISTA source code revealed... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /** * (c) 2007 Misrocoft Corp. * All rights reserved */ #include class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing { boolean beta = true; WindowsVista() { checkIfHardwareIsCompatible(); /** Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware. * Lets make his life miserable */ runInternetExplorer7(); } void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible() { /* * Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while * we fix all the bugs */ if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) { MessageBox("Your System does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again."); WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage(); bsod(); } } void runInternetExplorer7() { IE7 ie7 = new IE7(); ie7.featureSet = firefox_features + safari_features + opera_features + lot_of_bugs; ie7.run(); WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface(); bsod(); } /** * return true when product is stable. */ boolean isReadyForRelease() { int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 3457888E+08 int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600; boolean readyForRelease = false; sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys(); while (marketingGuysAreAtIt) { Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta(); fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug); fixBugsWhileInBeta.start(); if(programmersAreNotSufficient) { hireFromXBOXDivision(); } if(aMonthHasPassed) { announce("Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more month"); dropAFewFeatures(); totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures - 10; } /** Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs * when we ship the item */ if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs-- == 7000) return true; } } int main(void) { WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista(); vista.runWindowsXP(); return plentyOfMoneyforBilly; } }
