Virus Alert!! Warning !!! There is a new virus code name is "work". If you receive "work", from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances !! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this virus. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work " has been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life. This virus is deadly please pay close attention to it and take heed
knew I had this somewhere, the Irish virus (pollyloggies tothe Irish) > Hello there, I'm a virus from County Kerry. Please forward this > email to all the contacts in your personal address book. Then delete all the > files on your hard disk. > > That's grand, thanks very much >
