Valentines Cards Top Ten inapropriate cards for Valentine's Day : #10. "I admire your strength, I admire your spunk. But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk." #9. "Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow" #8. "I bought this Valentine's card at the store. In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore." #7. "This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn't $250 a night." #6. "You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class. Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass." #5. "Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!" #4. "Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown. . .but so's your ass." #3. "You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"." #2. "I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny !" And the most inapropriate Valentine's card... #1. "If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister !"
