Uh ohhhhh... They're back... It's those ragamuffins again, playing their horrible 'dance' music. Underground house music? Bloody druggy music, that's what it is! Techno? A five year old could make that kind of noise banging a load of pots and pans! I could fart a better tune than that lot! Actually fart one!! For any of you out there that are tone-deaf/addicted to heroin, this work of the Devil is taking place on Thursday 8th October. I would strongly advise that you give The Telegraph pub a wide berth between the hours of 7pm and 1am. Anth Knott, James Smith and Dan Jobson - they call themselves 'disc jockeys'! Terry Wogan is a disc jockey. Chris Evans is a disc jockey! These chavs, they're just trouble. Pure and simple. They claim they're friendly and just want to party, but it's clear to any sensible person that they're evil. Probably kill kittens and worship Satan. Anyone who promotes intimate nites of dancing to repetitive beats is bound to be a wrong 'un! (Intimate? I bet they condone kissing in public as well!) And don't be lured by the offer of free entry and sensibly priced alcohol, that's just a ruse to get you to join their cult. Apparently they set fire to tramps. You have been warned. This is SureFire. Don't believe the hype (whooaoaoah) x http://www.facebook.com/group.php?rae4463bf&gid=113318664601&refid=27 http://www.myspace.com/surefirestyle
SureFire 60min Teaser Mix As is the usually the case when one of our nites is posted on the board, I've gone and knocked up a little mix for your pleasure. Providing you derive pleasure from listening to shit mixing and worse tune selection. Only joking, I'm great really! Well, alright at least... Anyhoo! Here y'are, a 60 min teaser of what to expect - http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=d31b4cea084350b4d6baebe61b361f7c817734d8333cb7d59b20786b9a6e1ed0 Don't say we never give you anything. Cos we do. Free mixes. Every month!
gonna try my best to get down to this one like knotty mate!! good to have a catchup and listen to some awsome beats!! will try rally some troops from my work along aswell
Just a ickle reminder about our nite next week! Thursday 8th Oct - 19:00pm til 01:00am. Bloody good house music, splendid techno, free entry and all delivered by quite talented DJs in a smashing little venue situated just off the beaten track (and we wouldn't have it any other way). We'd love to see you there, but we understand if you can't make it. After all, sitting in the house would be heaps more fun! Cheers p.s - Glenn, hope you know you've sealed your fate man! I expect to see you there with bells on mate. Literally, with bells on.
