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  1. Jimmy

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    True Story

    I found this quite entertaining:

    A Walk on the Moon - worth the read

    GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE.....
    ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

    ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE
    APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
    HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
    "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,
    ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED
    TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

    BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER,
    HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
    "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

    MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL
    REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

    HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY
    IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

    OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED
    ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK,
    MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG> ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

    ON JULY 5, 1995,
    IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING
    QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER
    BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
    ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

    MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG
    FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

    IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL
    MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
    WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

    HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS
    NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
    NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

    AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL,
    YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING
    AT MR. GORSKY..

    "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN
    THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

    TRUE STORY
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    asking questions????
    Cool:cool: :cool: :cool:

    Where did you find that?!!:)
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    A girl from work Emailed it to me.
    Its not that funny but its quite amusing:)
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    my first words would be

    OOOOH FUCK.

    how did the moon lander get off the surface of the moon??

    when nasa have just invented a vertical take off re-useable craft???
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    Load of old dog turnips...

    The Americans never went to the Moon, it was just a cold war blag.
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    Re: Load of old dog turnips...

    So True i watched something on that matter a while back:)
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    Re: Re: Load of old dog turnips...

    aah conspiricy theories,, love it when its this time:eek: :eek:
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    Re: Re: Re: Load of old dog turnips...

    I still wonder if well ever find out the truth:spangled:

    are if there to much American pride at stake?:lol:
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    asking questions????
    Yeah apparently on the T.V. there was pictures of the flag blowing but apparently there's no wind on the moon or something like that!!! SPOOKYY!:spangled:
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    theres no wind cos theres no atmosphere
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    yeah that's the one. But on TV the flag was blowing so they must have faked it apparantly!!:spangled:
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    Theres shit loads of reasons why it was fake; the way the light falls on the moon, the reflection in the visor of the helmet etc.

    I love stuff like this :D
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    Fake moon landing...

    The documentary convinced me 100%.

    The Americans did not go to the moon.
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    Randomvile - it's well shite
    COME ON PEOPLE!!!

    Are you seriously saying that in order to trick the entire world, the whole of NASA got together and staged the moon landing and that they forgot about the wind!!!

    The reason the flag moved was because it was SPRING LOADED!

    Do not believe the rumours...IT DID HAPPEN

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