Travelling Salesman > >>A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he >needed > >>a trim before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk >to ask > >>if there was a barber on the premises. > >> > >>"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down > >>the hall is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." > >> > >>Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, > > >>inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time > >>the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the > >>salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which > >>reflected the best haircut of his life. > >> > >>Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures, > >>25 Cents." Why not? thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted > >>his hands into the slot, and pulled them out and they were perfectly >manicured. > >> > >>The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine Provides > >>What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - 50 Cents. > >> > >>The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents in the machine, > >>unzipped his fly and, with some anticipation, stuck his penis into the >opening. > >> > >>When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. > >>Fifteen seconds, later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the > >>salesman was able to withdraw his penis....... with a button sewn on >the end.
