Translation Girls' English Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" = I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron! " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful. " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me. " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! Guy's English " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy " I'm tired " - I'm tired " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you. " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? " I love you" = Let's have sex right now. " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
