Translation for Little Boy

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  1. paul

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    Translation for Little Boy

    A little boy walked into his mom and dads room while they were
    fighting. The dad yelled, "You bitch!" And the mom screamed,
    "You bastard!" And the little boy said, "Mommy, Daddy what does
    that mean???" And the parents replied "Um...ladies and
    gentlemen." And with that answer the little boy ran off to bed.

    The next night the parents were really horny, the dad said "Nice
    tits!" And the mom, "Nice dick!" And the little boy ran into the
    room and asked, "Mommy, Daddy what does that mean???" "Um...hats
    and coats." And with that answer the little boy ran back to bed.

    The next day was Thanksgiving and all of the relatives were
    going to be eating and celebrating at the little boys house. The
    little boy was on his way up the stairs and ran into the
    bathroom. When he swung the door open it hit his dad's elbow,
    (the dad was shaving and he cut himself) "Shit!" He bellowed.
    "Daddy what does that mean???" "Um, it is the name of the
    shaving cream that I'm using, now run downstairs and see what
    your mom is doing." And with that the little boy did as he was
    told. Meanwhile his mom was slicing the turkey, and she
    accidentally put her finger in the wrong place. "Fuck!" She
    hollered and the little boy said , "Mommy, what does that
    mean???" "Um, it means I'm cutting the turkey."

    DING-DONG the door bell rang and the little boy scampered off to
    answer it saying: "Hello all of you bitches and bastards, hang
    up your titties and dicks. Dad's up stairs whipping the shit off
    of his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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  3. Ruth

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    hahaha!!!!

    another canny joke that tickled me paul!!!


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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